I'm My Own Grandpa By Ray Stevens D A Now many, many years ago when I was twenty-three D I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be G This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red E A My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. Chorus: D A D G D A I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa. D G It sounds funny I know, but it really is so D A D Oh, I'm my own grand-pa. D A This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life D My daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife G My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue E A Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. Chorus: D A D G D A I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa. D G It sounds funny I know, but it really is so D A D Oh, I'm my own grand-pa. D A Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild D And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild G For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw E A As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa. Chorus: D A D G D A I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa. D G It sounds funny I know, but it really is so D A D Oh, I'm my own grand-pa.